Friday, December 09, 2005

An elderly couple was sitting together, watching their favorite Saturday night TV program. During one of those commercial breaks, the husband asked his wife:

"Whatever happened to our sexual relations?"

After a long thoughtful silence, the wife, during the next commercial break, replied:

"You know, I don't really know -- I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them this year."

1 comment:

Jenni said...

AAAAHAHAHAHAHHA! That one's great by itself, but the picture makes it a hundred times funnier!