Saturday, November 13, 2004

The Dog Named Mace

From my mother-in-law. It cracked us up. (Even Mazen laughed.)

A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown.

One day the mechanic was working on a car in his backyard and dropped his wrench losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day.

That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked up to the heavens and proclaimed...

Are you ready for this?

Are you sure?


He proclaimed: "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!"


Jaymie said...

Har! Har! I loved this one!! Wow, you guys can never stop finding things that rhyme with Mazen's name. It's just amazing!

Jenni said...

Oh, groan. that's terrible!!!!!! ;)